My Dad is a clever man.

My Dad is a very smart man and knows lots of interesting facts. He knows that if you stir a bowl of soup counterclockwise to a count of 78, it will cool faster. He also knows that oranges make great mathematical tools. We have spent many hours doing homework using segmented oranges in place of real numbers.

My Dad also knows a lot about people. He knows that the tossers at the council are robbing him blind and says that that wanker, Tony Blair, has ruined the British nation with his lefty ideas. He also knows the people who made Rupert the Bear a Paki, are very very wrong.