My Dad is fond of fat people.

My Dad says that fat people are always jolly. He thinks this is because they all own shares in McDonalds and must have lots of money. He also says they have had a very bad effect on the sports shoe industry because they are too fat to tie up trainers so they never buy them. He says that his friend is an unhappy man because his girlfriend has a fat ass. He knows all the right words to describe them, like big lump and porker. One of his best friends is Fat Steve, so I know he likes fat people.

My Dad is very well informed about obesity.