My Dad embraces all lifestyle decisions.

My Dad says he has no problem with gay people. He says there are a lot of shirt lifters about on Saturday night while he is driving his taxi and he knows the mincers to avoid along the seafront when he is walking the dog, but that their lifestyle doesn’t bother him in any way. He says there are so many poofs around now that it may mean the end of the human race due to lack of procreation. I know my Dad doesn’t mind gay people though because he really likes the Village People.

My Dad loves Y.M.C.A.